Hello again, friends. While Cazz Jordann's reign as Grand Champion survived a hellacious match against the one known as Sir Dan Danielson, the search for her next challenge has begun. Friends keep in mind that I'll be watching all of your matches closely, and if you have what it takes you may be the next in line at a chance to win SAPW's most prize possession! Here is your card for SAPW 18!
Malik Vs Moses
Building new stars!
Rose Parker Vs Bert Beeasley W/ Don "The Pain" Wayne
I'm not even going to go into mass detail on Bees and Flowers because I know I'll probably get in trouble.
A.S.S(Walter Zenon & Nicholas Night) Vs The Starrenjahs(1 point)
The Starrenjahs earned their first point by defeating the Marauders(rip). Can they keep the train going and earn another point or will A.S.S give them an aggressive bump to the end of the line?
Claude*Dreiz Vs Yuugi Hoshiguma
The good news for Claude is he won't be defending his title just yet. The bad news is he has to go one on one with one of SAPW's most promising upstarts. Will Yuugi mow right through Claude without her sake even drop or will she feel the power of the Awesome-X Sexlord?
Rematch Jackson Vs Bob Sagat Vs Anal Dragon - #1 Contender for the TV Title
Way back at Golden Triad Tournament Night 1 The Super Smash Boppers defeated A.S.S to advance in the tournament. This is Anal Dragons opportunity to not only avenge that loss but also gain an opportunity against Synthia. Rematch Jackson also wants to avenge his teams loss to A.S.S at SAPW 17.
Oseiko Vs Jeremy Dupoe
These two managed to have successful results as a team when paired with Rose Parker and Malik, but now they'll get the opportunity to show off their skills in singles competition...against each other.
Seth Vs 50-Foot-Blake: Attack On Blake
Seth must be a boiling ball of blue rage after what Ryan Davis tried to do to Shaymin at SAPW 17. Seth however will need to find a way to control those feelings and turn them in to a sound strategy when he faces the giant known only as 50-Foot-Blake.
Bucky Foxworthy & Cthulu Jr.(1 point) Vs The Wylde Ones(1 point)
At SAPW 17 Bucky & Cthulu didn't quite see eye to eye. In fact they didn't see each other at all and it cost Cthulu his match against Don Wayne. They've proven they can be a dominating force when they work together, and they'll definitely need to if they want to stand a chance against the experienced Wylde Ones. Both these teams have one point each, let's see which team will be the one who makes it two.