The first official episode of Total Distortion Wrestling has officially been aired, and already many developments that have changed the history books have already occured! Teams broken, secrets revealed, and E T V still didn't debut. But, all that can change during TDW's 2nd Episode as we inch closer and closer to Panic Attack, the first TDW PPV!
Canadian Dragon hosted another open challenge to the TDW Roster that was supposed to be answered by El Trippy V, but E T V had another excuse why not to compete, as he owed a favor to Ricky D'Amore. Instead, the mullet bearing canadian faced Eli McSweeneyin an exciting contest, leading to a shocking two wins in a row for the Dragon, now, E T V has stated that he will face CanDrag this week. Will he keep to his word or will he find another way to squirm out of a match with CanDrag.
Erika Reinhardt had a strong but unsuccessful debut against AES Veteran, The Brilliantly Insane Sterling Pierce. Feeling very satisfied with the match result, Sterling requested an even bigger challenge. That bigger challenge will result in a match with the 7 foot tall man named Blues as he debuts against Sterling Pierce in a battle between David and Goliath.
The TDW Six String Qualifying Matches continue on in Episode 2, as Total Distortion Wrestling hosts the most red-y battle royal yet! Competing this time for a shot at the title will be the very charismatic host of the Darby Zone, Darby Brizen, female powerhouseDevon Callahan, the masked Luchadore La Red, and the not just red, but red, white, and blue El Mercano to see who will join Cornelius K. Racy in the inaugural TDW Six String Title match!
Word in the rumor mill has it that J.C. Stone, despite getting a victory over Jay Jamparos, is not a fan of the way of how he won, citing how disrespected he felt in the locker room after winning by a small package. It is said that J.C. Stone will go out to the ring to address the issue at hand.
The Glitch found himself very unsuccessful during the first of 4 TDW Six String Qualifying matches as he was eliminated fairly quickly. However, we were told this was just a glitch in the match and that he will make it up in a big man vs big man match as he facesGoruden Callahan in a exciting one on one match!
The Current, Inaugural, Longest Reigning, and Final CNW Tag Team Champions, Bud Light, broke up after Dirk Derek laid a briefcase based assault on Lazado following a Bud Light loss to Marty and Lazado. Cole Scorpio was tired of Dirk's shenanigans and told him that he was ready for the World Title and not ready to be dragged down by Dirk. So he broke off the tag team, sending Dirk into a rage, and into a Stunner by Cole. These men however did not get to settle their beef, so during Episode 2, these two men will face off in a one on one match. Will Cole prevail and regain his momentum heading into his match at Panic Attack, or will Dirk gain the upper hand?
On the other side of the tag match, Marty Jannetty and Lazado defeated Bud Light in a big win. It was such a big win that the TDW Management took notice to it, and decided that these two men should square off to decide the other contender for the TDW Guitar Warrior Championship match in the main event of TDW Panic Attack! Lazado, a dangerous newcomer battling against the system will face Marty Jannetty, a man who is told to be deserving of the strap in the landscape changing main event at Episode 2!
TDW Guitar Warrior Championship No. 1 Contender's Match
"Bitter" Marty Jannetty vs Lazado
We Used to Be Buds But One of Us Saw the Light
Cole Scorpio vs Dirk Derek
Goruden's Got Glitches in his Britches
The Glitch vs Goruden Callahan
J.C. Stone addresses the TDW Roster and Crowd
Don't Say Sterlings's Feeling Blue or He'll Kill You
Sterling Pierce vs Blues
A four person Battle Royal to be inserted into the match for the TDW Six String Championship Match at Panic Attack!
Devon Callahan vs Darby Brizen vs La Red vs El Mericano
Canadian Dragon Open Invitational
Canadian Dragon vs El Trippy V
Airdate: March 19th, 2014 at 6 PM EST/11 PM GMT