Episode 2 is over, putting us on the final stretch on the road to Panic Attack. Some questions were answered and even more questions were asked. And now, it's time for the final show before Panic Attack. Ladies and gentlemen, it's Episode 3.
La Red Dinamica punched her ticket to Panic Attack, with her incredible victory in the Six String Qualifier. And after J.C Stone narrowly beat him, Harold Remington-Harrington may feel he has a point to prove. So the only logical step was to pair up La Red and Harold and have them fight J.C. Stone and La Red's fellow Six String Championship Contender; Cornelius K. Racy. Can Harold and La Red overcome their opponents or will Cornelius and Stone go crazy with victory?
You know, Kittie Katz knows how to kick up a fuss. After Episode 2, she wasn't too happy to not be booked so we went screw it and booked her in a match. Things aren't always easy for Mrs. Shagwell, by the way. Do you know how much work it is, being the TDW secretary while also having a pornstar chatting you up every day? Every now and then, you just gotta let it all out. So we gave Kittie Katz her, rather rudely, requested match against Mrs. Shagwell.
Crypto perhaps didn't have the debut she'd have hoped for. Despite a fantastic effort on her part, she found herself bested by her opposing debutante, Vancouver St. Daniels. Now, Crypto gets her chance to rectify her previous result in a match against the gangster of coolitude, Eli McSweeney.
Dirk Derek's been having a rough time in TDW so far; despite a promising performance, he was eliminated in the NEWD 2 Rumble and has lost his last three matches on the bounce, despite offering up stiff competition to his foes. His intentions for the future are unknown but he's determined to put his past failures behind him as he takes on the real living superhero, MEGA TRANCE STARMASTER. Can Dirk put an end to his losing streak or will MTS secure a heroic victory?
"Bitter" Marty Jannetty is flying high right. In a pulsating main event, he secured his place in the historic match against Cole Scorpio for the TDW Guitar Warrior Championship. And to follow up his victory over Lazado, Marty will take on Vancouver St. Daniels, who pulled off a great victory at Episode 2. Can Vancouver overcome the bitter veteran, or will we be hearing Marty's sweet chin music?
However, there is also the matter of deciding the third competitor in the 4-Way match for the TDW Six String Championship at Panic Attack! Canadian Dragon, who is on an impressive winning streak at TDW, will face the might of the Brilliantly Insane, Sterling Pierce, the giant from the wrong side of the tracks, Blues, and the versatile powerhouse, Goruden Callahan.
Two truly impressive competitors collide for our main event; Cole Scorpio proved he has no intentions of hanging on to old ties, as he beat his former tag team partner, Dirk Derek, at Episode 2. However, he now faces an intense challenge from Clark Walker, who came ever so close to booking himself a match at Panic Attack at Episode 1. Can the rising star overcome Cole Scorpio in what is sure to be an incredible match or can Cole use his experience to pull through?
Find out all of this and more, when Total Distortion Wrestling: Episode 3 rolls your way this April!
Cole Can Relate to Clark, Cause he Walk(er)ed Away
Cole Scorpio vs Clark Walker
A four person Battle Royal to be inserted into the match for the TDW Six String Championship Match at Panic Attack!
Canadian Dragon vs Blues vs Sterling Pierce vs Goruden Callahan
Marty Likes a Bit of the (Jack) Daniels
"Bitter" Marty Jannetty vs Vancouver St. Daniels
The Recent Events Have Left Dirk in a Trance
Dirk Derek vs MEGA TRANCE STARMASTER
Eli Likes Tales from the Crypto
Crypto vs Eli McSweeney
Ricky D'Amore is Looking for a New Tailor
Ricky D'Amore vs Michael Taylor
Kittie is Frustrated She Could Never Shagwell
Kittie Katz vs Mrs. Shagwell
Harold Believes He is La Reddy but He's Crazy to Fight These Stones
Harold Remington-Harrington & La Red Dinamica vs Cornelius K. Racy & J.C. Stone
Airdate: Wednesday 2nd April at 6 PM EST/11 PM GMT