Derrick Brizen's Meat Grinder Grand Prix #2: My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fanfiction 423 Views
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Hello AES Fans! Mail Room Dennis here! I'm back again to give you the breakdown of the upcoming show from Derrick Brizen's Meat Grinder Grand Prix, "My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fanfiction", a show which not only promises to continue shining a light on Brizen's pack of black trunk rookies, but will feature your's truly; Mail Room Dennis!
-Main Event-
Caid McElroy vs Barron Slater
In our main event we will see two of our most promising rookies from the first episode. Barron had an extremely impressive performance in his debut, eliminating all but one competitor from the Five Way Elimination match he took part in. Caid also turned heads, picking up a quick victory over Nyles Harding via a hard hitting right hook!
Not only are these two set to face off, but I will conduct my first interview in Meat Grinder with Caid earlier in the show! I can't wait!
-Potential Contract on the Line-
Mango Mask vs Nomad
Last week while welcoming the crowd to our lovely promotion, Mango Mask was attacked by the constantly enraged, Nomad. Apparently when Brizen offered Mango a chance at becoming the first ever Stab the World Champion, Nomad was in close proximity and took issue with being passed over. Brizen has agreed that if Nomad is able to best Mango, than he will be awarded a spot on the Meat Grinder roster!
ASSHOLE Oak vs Ezi Refferson
At "Enter the 36 Chambers of Secrets", Ezi Refferson was given the chance of a lifetime! While he was unsuccessful in the opening match against Carmelo Labriola, later in the show he found himself in the right place during the right time; in Derrick Brizen's line of view while looking for a title contender! In the main event Ezi fought tooth and nail to best his own boss, and while he certainly proved that he's bursting with potential, unfortunately he was unable to make claim to the title. Ezi now finds himself two losses into his career, will he be able to turn things around against Oak? Someone who...
....who....
Okay, I just want to get this off my chest. I was sitting outside eating my lunch, there's some picnic tables near the arena, and then Oak walked over. I thought he maybe wanted to talk, but the threw my sandwich on the floor and stepped on it!
And then he just walked off! I don't get it, what did I do to make him hate me so much!?
Hosea Hawthorne vs Xho Xhuyuan
Xho might not have picked up any pinfalls in his debut, but he still looked impressive! I mean, his physique alone is impressive, isn't it? I dunno what it is but he seems so cool! He is for sure going to be someone to look out for in the future, but he's going up against the debuting Hosea Hawthorne, someone who....
Who I actually don't know anything about, does anyone have a picture of Hosea? You do? Let me see.
......
....oh..... oh my.....
Jasper Newton vs [NAME REDACTED]
Who is [NAME REDACTED]? That's the question on everyone's mind. He was advertised as a mystery opponent, and when he took to the ring, his name was withheld. I don't recognize him from anywhere, so I'm sure that he isn't lying about being new to wrestling. Witness protection maybe? But why would he be showing his face on TV?
I'm honestly not sure, but what I do know is that he's been booked in a match against our resident kick flipper, Jasper Newton! That's a skateboard thing, right? Cause he skate boards?
Both of these men competed in the Five Way Elimination only to be eliminated by Barron Slater, but now they'll have the chance to gain back some momentum by going one on one!
Average Joe vs Nyles Harding
Joe was an immediate fan favorite at our last show, scoring himself a pinfall in the Five Way Elimination before being the final competitor to fall at the hands of Barron Slater. Now however, he has the chance to earn a victory in his first singles match! That said, he's facing someone with a definite chip on their shoulder. Nyles lost is debut match - and in quicker time than anyone else on the Meat Grinder roster, so you KNOW he's going to want to make up for it this show!
Neither of these men are the biggest on our roster, but the two of them may just possess the most heart. Let's see who has more!
"Enter the 36 Chambers of Secrets" had swerves, shocks and surprises - and I'm sure that we will see a continuation of that trend at "My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fanfiction", set to air sooner than you think!
....or not, we'll see!